You've all heard the saying: 'Either you love it, or you hate it.' It's a good one, because it applies to most things - Brussel Sprouts, New York...sparkling Vampires. But it doesn't apply to the greatest thing of all...Life. Ah yes, life! Full of ambivalence. We'll have to do a little rewording here, and say: 'You love it and you hate it.' Because while it's true that you love certain things in life and hate others (Justin Bieber), at the end of the day you can't sum up life in general with just one fixed word. The world is both mad and marvelous at the same time, and so that's why I created MadMarve (bravely risking sounding like a deranged woman named Marve, of course). I'm not here to keep an online journal of any sorts, but rather to explore all the fab and drab things in life with a little wit and sarcasm...'cause that's just what I do!

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Call Me Old Fashioned...

Mad or Marvelous?...Definitely Mad!

Our television network lost quite a few viewers this festive season, and it's not because they screened any distasteful or controversial programs. In fact, it's quite the opposite. The SABC decided to broadcast a selection of old films, which apparently was just 'not on'. Now I'm not saying that 1985 Sylvester Stallone films are what make my Christmas either, but it's surprising to me that people rather opt for more recent films. Granted the painfully unrealistic effects of Jaws are a turn off for the generation that created Avatar, but I would far rather watch a great classic such as Annie than...say, Borat. It's probably a little offsides to compare such a renowned musical with a film about a man in a lime green one-piece, especially since we have made many brilliant films of our own. But what I'm trying to get at here is that at least amongst the classic films of older generations there isn't any vulgar trash, such as we have between our Slumdog Millionaires and Inceptions. And sadly, more and more films are heading in this direction.

Just the other day I saw a trailer for a new Ashton Kutcher film entitled  No Strings Attached. The film's tag line is: 'Can Sex Friends be Best Friends?' Oh, well now here's a lovely film for the whole family! Kutcher would have been handy to have around during the attack on Pearl Harbour with all the F Bombs he drops in this film.
It seems that current films are becoming far too comfortable and open with what is crude and, previously, taboo. I'm not saying it's a bad thing to break some old boundaries - after all, this is how we have achieved positive movements such as democracy and feminism - but what has happened is that initial acts of liberation introduced by icons such as Marilyn Monroe and Madonna have some how turned into a gross generalization that sex sells. Hollywood has reached a point where they believe that sex jokes are the only form of humour out there. They don't have the capacity to understand a knock-knock joke until it's reworded into a knock up-knock up joke. Humour can be clean, just look at Ghost-busters or any Pixar film, and you'll in fact find that such humour is more widely applauded because of the actual skill and ingenuity behind it.

One of the greatest falsehoods of all time is that sex is all everybody wants. Just take a look at the most celebrated film icons of all time, and you'll find it's those who have made wholesome, feel-good films - Audrey Hepburn, Gene Kelly, Julie Andrews. Hollywood needs to find its eye for quality that it some where along the way lost for its one of quantity. Get this back, eliminate the trash, and I will then understand why current cinema rakes in the greater ratings. Until then, I'm keeping a copy of My Fair Lady in the DVD player for whenever Dance Flick comes on.